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Eamon Sullivan and Stephanie Rice talk about their favourite show, The Merrick and Rosso Show.


Charlie & Michael challange Barry Hall to an imaginary fight in an imaginary news mansion.


Roving reporter Justin Kennedy goes on the prowl. 3.24 minutes


Peter Powers is one of the world’s foremost hypnotists who has been searching Australia for volunteers to perform hilarious, and often embarrassing acts of public hypnosis


Ten seasons in and still causing social outrage – pretty good for a couple of guys, some crepe paper and the balls to tell the jokes that no one else dared.


Curb Your Enthusiasm follows Larry David as he wanders through his post-Seinfeld Hollywood hills life.


The Comedy Channel's home grown, very own stand up show.


Program Guide

Early morning
2:00 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Featuring Kathy Griffin

US version of the hit improvisation show featuring comedians who spontaneously play games with outrageous scenes, weird quirks and songs.

2:30 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted by Clive Anderson

Host Clive Anderson struggles to maintain control as the four contestants play their way through the games and make up everything on the spot.

3:00 AM

Wonderful World of Sex

We celebrate the Wonderbra, make some movies, visit the Quicky Club, have some fun on the Net. Also, meet sex icon Annie Sprinkle, experience Copacabana's Miss Ipanema competition and build a bookcase with sexy D.I.Y.

3:30 AM

The Man Show

Juggs Judy

Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Featuring Adam teaching a karate class, Juggs Judy and You Can't Win Theatre.

4:00 AM

Comedy Central Presents

Jim Gaffigan

Featuring America's finest stand up comedians taped at The Palace Theatre in Los Angeles.

4:30 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Featuring Whoopi Goldberg

US version of the hit improvisation show featuring comedians who spontaneously play games with outrageous scenes, weird quirks and songs.

5:00 AM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted by Clive Anderson

Host Clive Anderson struggles to maintain control as the four contestants play their way through the games and make up everything on the spot.

5:30 AM

The Daily Show with Jon Stewar

The Daily Show is at the Denver Democratic National Convention. Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at world news.

6:00 AM

The Colbert Report

Rep. Bob Barr

Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half hour report, tackling the important issues in a quest for "truth-iness" and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong.

6:30 AM

The Man Show

Juggs Judy

Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Featuring Adam teaching a karate class, Juggs Judy and You Can't Win Theatre.

7:00 AM

Brainiac: Science Abuse

It's Brainiac, the show that Science teachers like to confiscate and share out in the staff room. We find the best way to find a needle in a haystack, go undercover and Superbrainiac blows up a caravan.

7:30 AM

The Power of One

Peter Powers travels across Australia rounding up volunteers to perform ridiculous and hilarious acts in the public domain and they'll never really know what to expect once they're under his powers.

8:00 AM

Malcolm In The Middle

Cliques

Malcolm and the Krelboynes are forced to join the regular student body and Hal itches to knock down Dewey's elaborate domino setup.

8:30 AM

Malcolm In The Middle

Forwards Backwards

As Malcolm and Reese fight an escalating battle of revenge, they flash back to the chain of events that led to the war. Meanwhile, Dewey prepares for a school play and Francis and Otto fear a Devil Cow.

Morning
9:00 AM

Grounded For Life

Racketman

Brad's Dad, Dan, claims to have been taking tennis lessons for years. However after playing against Sean, his score suggests otherwise. It becomes apparent that he has not set foot on a court!

9:30 AM

Son Of The Beach

Love, Native American Style

Notch attempts to prevent a Native-American tribe from being swindled by an unscrupulous businessman. Meanwhile, Chip's South American relatives need money, so he moonlights as a male stripper.

10:00 AM

On The Buses

Safety First

The buses entry and exits out of the depot have changed, Stan enters the old way and crashes into the Inspector's office.

10:30 AM

Mind Your Language

Take Your Partners

Miss Courtney is selling tickets to the local Ladies Circle annual dance and makes Jeremy buy two tickets.

11:00 AM

Doctor In The House

Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever Casino

Gambling fever hits the students as Briddock decides to advertise their digs as a casino. However, it becomes apparent that a local gambling kingpin is not to happy about the competition.

11:30 AM

'Allo 'Allo!

Pilot

The Village of Nouvion in occupied France, 1941. Two escaping British airmen are sent by the French Resistance to hide in Rene's Cafe, a small dining establishment. But nobody at Rene's speaks any English.

Afternoon
12:00 PM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Featuring Whoopi Goldberg

US version of the hit improvisation show featuring comedians who spontaneously play games with outrageous scenes, weird quirks and songs.

12:30 PM

Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hosted by Clive Anderson

Host Clive Anderson struggles to maintain control as the four contestants play their way through the games and make up everything on the spot.

1:00 PM

Scrubs

My Office

Molly tries to reconcile J.D. and Eliot, while waiting to see which one Dr Cox will give the Chief Resident position to.

1:30 PM

South Park

A Very Crappy Christmas

Kyle and Ike anxiously await the arrival of Mr Hankey. When he doesn't show, Kyle calls the others for a late night emergency meeting.

2:00 PM

South Park

Cartoon Wars Part II

With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.

2:30 PM

Saturday Night Live

Bernie Mac, Good Charlotte

Sketches include Message From The President, Boston Teens, Brain Busters, Disruptive People Watching The Pianist, No Smoking, Second Time Around, Reporting To Saddam and Kings Of The Comedy Suits.

3:30 PM

Grounded For Life

Me and Mrs. O

When the Finnerty's throw Brad a birthday party to take his mind off his parents recent break up, Sean secretly invites Brad's dad to the party as part of his "plan" to reunite him with his wife Connie.

4:00 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Monkey

Reese tries to control the neighbourhood after successfully subduing a prowler. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Dewey face sleep troubles.

4:30 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Grandma Sues

Grandma Ida is even nastier after a fall down the front steps and decides to sue Hal and Lois.

5:00 PM

Scrubs

My New Game

Dr Cox is having issues with Jordan, since Ted revealed that they are still technically married due to some filing problems. J.D. has problems too, he can't shake off the tag of Co-Chief Resident the Janitor assigned to him.

5:30 PM

South Park

It Hits The Fan

The popular HBC show COP DRAMA uses a curse word, sparking a mysterious plague across the USA after the word becomes popular.

Night
6:00 PM

South Park

A Million Little Fibres

Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah's book club.

6:30 PM

The Daily Show with Jon Stewar

The Daily Show is at the Denver Democratic National Convention. Jon Stewart, with his award winning team of correspondents, bring you a different look at world news.

7:00 PM

The Colbert Report

Gov. Mike Huckabee

Stephen Colbert brings his sarcastic charm to a half hour report, tackling the important issues in a quest for "truth-iness" and telling his guests why their opinions are just plain wrong.

7:30 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Mono

Lois discovers she has mono and ends up giving it to Malcolm. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend an entire day and night together - in the same room.

8:00 PM

Malcolm In The Middle

Hal Grieves

Hal learns that his father has passed away and deals with it in his own way by letting the boys do whatever they want. Noticing how depressed Hal has become, his friend Abe brings a visitor over to cheer him up.

8:30 PM

Balls of Steel

These audacious joksters accept the challenge to perform a multitude of daring stunts and pranks to prove once and for all who has the biggest Balls of Steel.

9:00 PM

Sushi TV

The most outrageous clips from Japanese TV game shows freshly sliced for your entertainment. There's some less than happy eaters, a twelve year old from Osaka and a pensioner in Tokyo who's taken roof top protest to frightening new heights.

9:30 PM

The Power of One

Peter uses Ikea for some hypnotic pranks, a couple of subjects believe a chair is a kite, and who'd have thought eating could be so exciting?

Late night
10:00 PM

John Safran Versus God

Catholics Guilt/Darwinism

Stricken with Catholic guilt (despite being Jewish), John seeks out Sicilian priest Father Pino, to ask for forgiveness for the sins he committed whilst staying in his seminary in 1997.

10:30 PM

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Bill Maher, Low vs Diamond

Join the king of late night television in a combination of humour, talk and entertainment with A-List guests and comedy segments.

11:15 PM

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Tiger Woods, Vanessa Minnillo, Jimmy Carr

Combining top guests and the hottest bands, Conan O'Brien takes a slightly off beat look at what's going on in the world today.

12:00 AM

Wonderful World of Sex

We celebrate the Wonderbra, make some movies, visit the Quicky Club, have some fun on the Net. Also, meet sex icon Annie Sprinkle, experience Copacabana's Miss Ipanema competition and build a bookcase with sexy D.I.Y.

12:30 AM

The Man Show

The show celebrates all that is manly, like beer, women and even more beer. Though is at times it's less than tasteful, never takes itself seriously and does everything tongue and cheek along with a wink and a smile.

1:00 AM

The Man Show

Juggs Judy

Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel, celebrate all that is manly with laughs and girls on trampolines. Featuring Adam teaching a karate class, Juggs Judy and You Can't Win Theatre.

1:30 AM

Comedy Central Presents

Jim Gaffigan

Featuring America's finest stand up comedians taped at The Palace Theatre in Los Angeles.

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